I do not support Dr. Zakir Naik… Surprised?

Few months ago I joined a community on Facebook , titled, “We Hate Zakir Naik”. What followed next was not less than a furor, comments after comments justifying why I should unjoin the community and how Zakir Naik is this Ultimate man. For a moment I felt that I wrote something against Prophet Mohhamed (PBUH)..Heaven’s forbid.

I understood that people who love him could not see a hateful gesture against him, but I still cannot understand who were they to question my knowledge of religion and my freedom to criticize a human being?
I was told that as I am not a muslim I have no right to make comment about him… seriously … is that so? Only the people who follow Islam have a right to discuss it, and the others have to face ‘tohmat’ for doing so?

Anyways coming back to the topic that why I hate him. If you notice any of the lectures of Zakir Naik you will find a typical scenario, where he is speaking or debating in the presence of a sizable crowd which includes non-muslims. He give stunning answers which leaves the people spell bound, people are seen nodding their heads in agreement and applauding him for giving a ‘shut your mouth’ reply to the questioner. Not ones or twice but I have heard him often, and I always do whenever I get a chance, whether it’s on QTV or Youtube. But in vain I find nothing but the same things. He has become nothing but a messiah of answering repetitive technical questions on polygamy, eating pork, purdah, and a few more. With his phenomenal memory he quotes the verses of Quran and other Hadees and give striking reply to the people… they might find them wondrous but I feel like crying out loud… and say O MY GOD please stop… simply stop it… Islam is to explore… Islam is to learn … Islam is to grow… and Islam is not a history chapter which you mugged from the fear of a teacher.

I simply pity when he is called a scholar, his logics are nothing but hilarious… one of his really hysterical one is about inter religious marriage. The logic to he gives to justify that inter religious marriages should not take place is that of putting a cycle’s tire in a car’s tire… will it move? It will not, similarly spouses with different religion cannot work out things… *yawn* it would have been much better if he would have simply said that Quran forbids it rather than making a fool of himself by uttering this crap.
You cannot compare life to science, you cannot put a cycles tire in a car this is a fact, but a muslim marrying a hindu is not a physics experiment which will certainly have the same result.
Again science reminds me of his claim that Quran has scientific proofs… which modern day scientist have proved.. Quran is a scientific document… I was literally bowled over…
Religion and Science? Really? A sacred document which beautifies the love and command of God needs to be compared with science and also needs modern days scientist to prove it so that people can believe it.
Religion doesn’t need scientific proves, it’s a philosophy which needs your faith. The scientific claims which he feels Quran proves are not new to mankind… really… Indian and other civilization’s astronomy has various evidences which proved that earth is round, why solar eclipse occurs, how children are born, etc. Galileo didn’t read Quran , he proved it on his own skills. I can claim in Hinduism thousand things are said which are scientifically proven… but that is not a part of Hindu religious or spiritual philosophy.

Zakir Naik

Zakir Naik

What I always understood of Islam was its essence of love, peace and good for humanity, which preachers like these have riddled and confused with petty issues of Burqa, television, marriages, western society, and what not. For them religion is technical, robotic rather than philosophical and dynamic. They are treating it like a list of Do’s and Don’t rather than understanding and developing. They consider it Do or Die rather than Live and Let Live.

I keep silent when people call him a scholar but inside I feel, when I consider Rumi, Khayyam, Nizammudin Auliya and others as scholars how can I fit him in the same category? You might think he is doing well for Islam but think again, he is spoon feeding you all what he has read and learned… Islam has to rise above these speakers and debaters, and their minor issues to make it progressive.
Think and act yourself… Prophet Mohammed PBUH asked you to do that yourself and not asked you to be on a mercy of Dr. Zakir Naik to tell you.


Precisely what you are :)

After literally worshipping you I have finally come to believe that you are something not worth it … after everyone telling me ‘jag ja….’ I was still sleeping. In plain terms you used me … you used every bit of me … I am still confused who really did the manipulation…was it me? or wait, could be you too…

I always told that you never did anything bad to me …. but you proved every one right today. No you didn’t talk about me in public, not because it’s your personal matter but you didn’t have balls to accept that. Or maybe, you never did and the hypocrite that you are could not obviously let people know the truth behind that rag of a mask that you wear!!! And you know what, Hypocrisy and Lies are the biggest sins.

You asked me to fix my attitude, dude my attitude, my personality and my ideology is far better than yours. I at least have an ideology and I also have the courage and the balls to defend it. I not only write blogs and worry about global politics… today I am here to work for it … and where I am today and where I will reach you can only think of it, while writing your grammatically incorrect blogs. For you neither have an actual ideology but I think you are also too much of a coward to actually do something about it!

You said I do a drama in public, c’mon man you don’t know what tamasha is … so let me show you …

I am not under your DURESS

So let me just clear out to you that what exactly you are ….

You are nothing but a man so insecure that he cannot accept what is real in his life; you are man who has a split personality. A man so underachieved in his real life that he has to show it off on the internet… why should I even call you a man… you don’t even have the spine to be one.

(btw …. You all will get to hear this word ‘internet’ a lot since he has no character beyond it)

I don’t know what I thought that I believed you can do something big… no you cannot … when you cannot stand for the woman you claim you love …. I cannot certainly expect you to sprout balls one fine day and stand for your country…. Literally “battein hai sab saali battein hai”.

By writing articles on some blogs don’t think you are some revolutionary who is changing the world….and anyway i do most of your writing, so what the hell are you living for… you are basically a rat the one who will run first when the ship starts to sink.

Hollow, pretentious, mentally stunted, one who does not have an ideology but claims to have one to show off,  a person who thinks he is smart enough to fool and use everyone but forgets that he has stooped down to the lowest level possible. One who cannot value sentiments and over react on teenage stuff is not the one whom I will relate myself with.

You cannot even dream of doing something big … if that was the case you wouldn’t have waited for my motivation. Your future is dependent on my fixed behavior, displays how serious you are… c’mon when you don’t even want to write your own motivation letter then you can’t really do anything.

You always thought I am there for your … poor girl; in love with me… will do anything for me. You know, you were able to say anything to me because I was ready to listen, not anymore… I have the courage the ability to dump you, show you your face and walk out. It was not you who was being kind to me but it was me who was being kind enough to do your bidding…to listen to you and love you but you for all that you are and for that I have done, are too arrogant an ass for gratefulness.

I walk out … of you, your messed up life, your pathetic blogs which would do nothing for you, forget about your country. You know why, because the one thing that a man needs is sincerity and I think you do not even know the word…you are not sincere in your relationships or about anything that you claim to want to do…and without that one word, my love, you are as useless as a fat, over sized squirrel.

In plain terms just sit, type and think you are wonderful….for who am I to wake you up from your beauty sleep? And if that helps you in life, I think it will only be in the matrimonial column.

This is dedicated to Mr. Tanzeel Ahmad

With love

A manipulative bitch.


Gone are the days when thinkers and philosophers spent their life times in a library smeared in books till their head. Karl Marx spent twenty years of his life reading in one library, Osho read all 15,000 books available in the library of his hometown … after sheer hard word it was that these people were called philosophers, theorist … but since this is the instant food age you are not supposed to do that no 8 hours needed to cook the nihari but the frozen one ready in 8 minutes.

It’s the age where everyone is a philosopher and theorist and commentator and political thinker… why?  because everyone has a blog … everyone has an opinion so what big deal everyone has an asshole too. So what if my opinions are based on some third hand evidence of biased media, online newspapers and the talk show I watched on the manohar kahaniyon wala news channel… it is an opinion … it’s my hard research work…

I need not even step out of my house ohk…Even my room … I need not refer to the statistics or make a REAL study…. Field work is totally out of question (ohk if it makes you feel better I did use the google maps and is it as real and Reality) I have the CNN Effect, I have BBC on my cable, I have Guardian on my webpage …. I can think now and I can write now…..

So let’s start…. US policies are farce, Obama is fraud, Palestinians are dying , Jews are traitors, Darfur & Kosovo do not exist, Is Indonesia really a muslim state ?, Kashmiris are fighting for freedom (yeap…self financed combatants) , India is cruel (get a life), Pakistan is a failed state (wait wait… you might be right here … 😛 😛 NOOOO then what about Zardari… ohk let’s give him a chance)….

I ran out of the topics I have read …. *panting like a dog*

So my intellectual bloggers let this space be for your creativity … not an op-ed coloumn because the majority of the things you read and ponder upon and pass a judgment upon are not even 40% real …? Did you know that? No, before Wikileaks proved it… did you know about it? NEIN Mann …. Facebooks now sounds more real….

Wait a minute …. Or are you actually expecting a Nobel for the “best blog writing” …. Naah they actually believe in Real things (Obama being the only exception)

Keep writing one day everyone who matters in the world will definitely read your blog and change the world…. 🙂  🙂

*Hope Floats*

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